I’d love to literally paint the sheets red right now, painful pleasure and all that shit, and you’re tempted? Lemme bow down to you just a little bit. And it does solve a lot of problems, that’s why I use it 24/7, aha. But hey, Drunkicho on the dash could be hella amusing. Or I’d just fire you all on a spare of the moment thing. Oops </3~
I am not cheese; now I am scowling, aha.
…Well, I wasn’t thinking that violent, killer. ;o Lol. Addict. If you appear drunk on this dash, I’ll make an escape due to second hand embarrassment, lmfao. So I won’t even get to witness the ‘amusement.’ Keep your drunk ass off the dash, Irvine~ <3 And, you could never fire me. I’m your biggest draw, aha. I’m the best you’ve got here. Even intoxicated, you’d remember that.
You’re just a little bit of cheese, lols.
Put a gun to my head? Ha, sorry, bit morbid, but that would definitely help the mood. Unless you’re up for a bit of sadomasochism, I’m grateful you’ll appreciate the trying. Drinking is trying, right? And that is very true, Frenchie. Natural beauty don’t need no trying.
Please return this lame-ass Chris to the bargain bin, btw, if you can. Bring the old one back.
:| Chrispls. Don’t even tempt me with that idea. Erm, second one — not the first. Well, alcohol does solve a lot of problems. Been there, so I don’t want to sound like a parent or especially a hypocrite. Just don’t drink yourself into a coma, or bring your drunk ass on the dash, please and thank you.
Aha. I guess I have a little thing for cheese, then. It made it me giggle. In an “aweee,” sort of way. ~<3
You’d be surprised, Frenchie, how much the mood is killed. But I’ll try, just for you. And my advice back would be? Hm. Just keep on being sessy, eh? Not that you have to try.
…Assuming there’s not much, if anything at all, I could do to help put you in a better mood? You shouldn’t be this down. If not, well..I at least appreciate the trying. Mine, on the other hand, isn’t nearly as difficult; just comes naturally aha. But I can promise to keep on being sessy. Forever, ofc.
To be honest, you could throw all the age jokes you want at me and I wouldn’t even care right now, ha. Not really in the mood to be mad or whatever, for reasons. But you’re welcome. Insert something really sessy about you being all hot and bothered because my game is super off tonight.
Oh? Well, that takes nearly all the fun out of it. Cheer up, handsome! Your company is premiering this Monday, be excited~ <3 Nothing else should kill that mood.
Feel better though, boss man, yeah?
It pays to look this good.
And, come on, let’s be honest, aha — ten miles ain’t nothing, reaaally.
I guess I’m just really showing my age then, eh? Ha, feels like a lot to me since I’ve replaced gym shit with yoga now. Still - good on you though.
…You said it not me, gramps. Kidding~ <3 Lol. Don’t scowl or be mad at me for that. I knew you couldn’t keep up with me, pfft. Lol, thanks though, bebe.
10 mile run/hike completed~
How? Lots of things I can hold energy for, but 10miles? Fuck that.
It pays to look this good.
And, come on, let’s be honest, aha — ten miles ain’t nothing, reaaally.
Just make sure you don’t mind replacing them in the near future, I’m not sure outfits of that nature are rip-proof; just saying. But I’m in definite need of some TLC, hand’s a-hurting and I need someone willing enough to help me in my hour of need. Tease me like that though, and expect some serious consequences - nothing that you have to worry your pretty head over though, it’s all good.
The man who doesn’t even deserve to be named; I still have every urge to punch him by the way. One day. But at least you see the light now, eh?! If my old promos and segments didn’t convert you, I know something that did ;) And hm, handle…control, it’s all the same isn’t it? You’ll still be on your hands and knees, doing as I say. Oops, probably revealed too much there. And I said I felt a little honored, whilst you can sit there and worship this cocky asshole. Merci merci <3~
Not that my input on it probably holds much weight with you, knowing you’ll do what you want to do anyway, but … I approve of the ripping. Just saying~ :* More than justifiable enough for me to keep buying replacements. I guess that’s the price of fucking with a beast though, hm? ;) I know a pretty willing dirty, blonde who wouldn’t mind offering her hands, mouth and whatever else needed to help aid you back to full recovery~ <3 I’ll gladly take the consequences/punishments you feel I deserve. In fact, I’d probably tease you just a little bit more to get those consequences, mmm.
Exactly, mhm. :| I wouldn’t protest against you doing so, btw. Obviously, though. And aha. You were always pretty damn good on the mic, I wasn’t that blinded by love. But, there may have been something else that banged my head into the right direction, aha.
Fuck you. Can you just fuck me..like that…right now? :| There are so many times when I just want to slap you hard across the face and then beg you to fuck me after. This? This is definitely one of those times, jesus christ~
The only advice I gave you was to drink more water; I think I was more helpful when you recovered? Aha, but please, oh fucking please, bring out the outfits. You have no idea what that’d do to me; trust me, you’ve never seen the boss melt before your eyes but it would happen. You’re lucky. I am bad though, you right, I guess that’s why you punish me so good? ;)
Best in the world status has finally been revealed to you, eh? It’s alright, I’ll lap up the praise one way or another. And trust me, I don’t feel any shame! Nope, would never do that; I just assumed I was supposed to love/respect everyone here, but fuck it, I do what I want *z-snap* Ha. And you look so pretty with your imaginary leash on, so easy to handle, but now I can assume why. Can’t blame you in the slightest, after all it is me, but I am a little honored, Frenchie. Key emphasis on little.
Lmao, sh. You were plenty helpful, perhaps maybe slightly more after my misery than during. Pretty fortunate that I actually have quite a few in my closet then; mostly because of a past relationship and more recently from just picking up because it caught my attention. Wouldn’t mind putting them to good (or, naughty) use again, ‘specially for a patient who definitely needs some TLC~ <3 And, I’d love to watch what it would do to you. Teasing you, and always bending over in front of you in that tiny, tiny, little nurse skirt. Aha. That’s exactly why, bad boy!
…I had a slightly biased (and, honestly blind) opinion on whom I previously thought was the Best in the World, but now? I see the light, loud and clear. You’re the fucking best in the world. ;) Mmmm. Leash, hm? Now, I’m beginning to think by handle, you really mean control me, and not just keep up with me or something. Which obviously, I wouldn’t mind, being controlled and all, ha. You should feel honored as fuck; cocky asshole. <3
Sharing simply because, I’m definitely back to my 100% healthy self again. And feeling just a little bit more sexy than usual~ <3
Merci, Frenchie. I’ll probably milk the whole ‘I’m injured. Come help me.’ thing for a while yet, so just be warned. It is good being evil! I’ll enjoy corrupting your pretty self in the near future ;)
Rude! Putting me in the same group as Mitchell is insulting to say the least; if you listen carefully, you can hear my black heart breaking into pieces. Gotta admit…laughed at your Natalie jab, which probably makes me the worst fucking boss in the world, but eh, whatever.
It’strue.And actually, I do think it’d be that easy. Call me clueless, or just very experienced but you’re more easy to handle than you think you are. Not that I’d dare complain because yanno, both reaping some major benefits.
Well. You were there for me during my desperate, miserable times? You gave me helpful advice. I guess, to repay you, I can bring out the nursing outfits and help you feel better, ha~ <3 Mm. That sounds waaay too hot and good, right now. You’re a bad, bad, boy. ;)
Ahaha! Sooooorry. At least you know I really think you’re the best, though~ <3 And, legit laughing out loud right now. You really are the fucking best. And it’s absolutely hilarious because it’s fucking true! Employee or not. Feel nooo shame, pls. Mm. Of course you wouldn’t dare complain. But just so its known, I’m only easy to handle when I want to be. Or when I want something. Or someone. You got it easy. But I mean, well, can’t blame me, right?
Conversations with another last night led to me lashing out. So now I’m sporting a rather nifty cast on my hand - be jealous! Aha. But it’s not fair that you tease me when I can’t do anything about it? Totally thrown off my game and I’m paying the price severely, ugh.
Hey now, I’m sure deep down in that heart of yours you love her! At least a slight ounce of respect? Make me shut my mouth though, Frenchie, there’s duct tape in the drawer even though I’m sure there’s other ways you could keep me semi-silent. It wouldn’t take a lot, and you know it; just have to look your way and you’d be spilling everything I desire from you out in the open.
Damn. Severely jealous of you, I want a sexy cast, too! Nah. Feel better though, yeah? =/ It’s actually completely fair. And a hell of a lot of fun, too. It’s so good being evil. ;)
Ha! Love? Just know right now, in my head, I’m giving you the vintage Maryse hand. The one I’ve given to Michael Cole so many times? And yes, that’s right. I just put you in the same category as Michael Cole. Tsk, tsk. I respect her as a wrestler, though. I can say that much. Same goes for many of the other girls here too, though. Except Eva, ofc. Okay, I’m done taking jabs, HA. Oh, I know plenty of ways to shut your ass up, sexy~ <3 LOL. You really think it’d be that easy for me to just give in? I don’t know about that. ‘Course, I can always be proven wrong.
Current injuries make me unable to self-service for the next few weeks, so you are a cruel lady, even if you didn’t realize it. I’m just going to growl at you from a distance instead. And no - my actions are far better than the words that spill out of my mouth but I can make the effort sometimes; if the person on the receiving end is deserving.
April and Saraya best be watching out, eh? Even though the latter I’m not too sure why you’d want to place a bag over her head? Aha. Are you intimidated? ;) And psh, I’ll get them out of you somehow.
….Current injuries? Since when? Is everything alright? Are you alright? And, I love teasing you, aha. And making you get hot. Sorry. Oh wait, I’m definitely, totally not sorry for that~ <3 I’m sure there’s always a lucky few who are. Deserving, that is, ofc.
You’re so right. So jealous of her lack of pigmentation and shitty, ugly lookin’ boots. You got me! Just shut your mouth, mmkay? <3 I’d love to see you try, it’d take a lot. I’m good at keeping secrets, especially my own. But, if you think you might have what it takes, well. ;)